Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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