You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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