This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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