VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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