too bad you live with your parents still
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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