I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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