i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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