Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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