She said her name was "party"
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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