Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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