I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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