Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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