im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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