I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I am mentally ready for anal.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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