I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Bring me that man meat
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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