i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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