I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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