Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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