so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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