She's JV to your varsity
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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