are you still at the devil's house?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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