Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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