You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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