How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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