Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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