He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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