Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
