it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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