yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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