So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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