yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
zippers are such a cool invention
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
