there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My pussy is not your playground.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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