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So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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