I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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