idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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