so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We need to get me chipped asap
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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