I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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