I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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