yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize