So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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