so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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