My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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