Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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