So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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