well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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