Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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