I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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