It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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