If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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