I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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