I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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