Midget sex pt 2 tonight
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just had sex on a roof
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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