I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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